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Thursday, March 13, 2008

blame al-qaeda

This was on my feed reader earlier, thanks to cnn or some other helpful mainstream news source:

"Iraqi archbishop found dead, al Qaeda blamed"

Immediately, other thoughts sprang to mind. Similar thoughts.

"Fluoride found in water supply, communists blamed"

"Stream runs dry, beavers blamed"

"Fat people keep eating food, aliens blamed"

"Bush says retarted shit, Cheney blamed"

"Windows Vista sucks, Nigeria blamed"

Now, some of these made slightly more sense than others. I don't mean to make light of (YET ANOTHER) death in Iraq... I just hate being told to watch out for the fucking monster in the closet, while Jason, Freddy and Mike Fucking Meyers are standing at the foot of my bed.

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